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Sayings and (Mis-) Quotes About Life

In Love With Nature, The Universe,...

Irked At Religious Kooks

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Our 100% cotton, women's long sleeve tee is preshrunk, durable and guaranteed. Constructed of mid-weight jersey, it's just the right weight for layering. Side seamed construction provides a perfect shape, for a contoured but loose fit.

  • 5.5 oz. 100% luxuriously soft combed ring spun cotton
  • Standard fit
  • Side seamed contoured shape
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Manuscript Women's Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt
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"Life is a manuscript is search of a good editor." A life story, like a resume, is always more impressive if you leave some things out.

Life Lemon Women's Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt
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"When Life hands you sugar, make lemonade." Where do these people get the idea that you already have the sugar?


Focus Women's Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt
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You know if this one is right for you.

Genius Connections Women's Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt
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It all depends on whether the insights work...


Victory Corner Women's Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt
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This could be considered a sarcastic comment on American war policy, but there are periods in everybody's life when this is all too telling.

Freud Clam Women's Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt
$27.99

"As Freud said, 'Sometimes a clam is just a clam.'" Even if they don't know the Freud/cigar story, the name Freud should make them see the clam in a certain light.


night/lifetime Women's Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt
$27.99

"I wish I'd had the sense to wear this when I was dating."

Awe Inspiring Women's Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt
$27.99

"Which is more awe-inspiring: 6000 years, or 13,700,000,000?" Point out that Biblical literalism shrinks the human spirit.


ID since 9500BC Women's Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt
$27.99

"Intelligent Designers Since 9500 BC" We are the first intelligent designers of species on this planet, and that only since the beginning of agriculture.

All Your Beer Women's Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt
$27.99

"Drink all your beer. There are children sober in Africa." Mother had some useful advice.


Cup/Quip/Jive Women's Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt
$25.99

Drunks think they're being clever.