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Witty Life Sayings and (Mis-) Quotes on T-Shirts and Gifts

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Sayings and (Mis-) Quotes About Life

In Love With Nature, The Universe,...

Irked At Religious Kooks

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We offer a growing variety of T-shirts and other apparel, gifts and items for the home with Sayings and (Mis)Quotes about Life, and also about relationships and religious kooks. We handle the design and promotion. CafePress.com handles the printing, shipping, billing, and any returns. Browse through these links to a picture of a product you like, click on it, and add it to your shopping cart at CafePress. (If you haven't already, you will need to open your account at CafePress.com.) For our guarantee and privacy policy, see below.

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Quality and Choice

We offer 16 types of men's apparel, 17 varieties of women's apparel (or 33, counting the men's), five for Jrs. They are of high quality. They are comfortable. They are durable. Plus, there is one "value" T-shirt for when price is the major concern. (By the way, the caption says: "Some are actors, some are audience, and some are prompters clutching last year's script.")

Satisfaction Guaranteed

100% Money Back Guaranteed On All Products. Shop from home with confidence: Your order is backed by a 100% Money Back Guarantee. Our 30-Day Guarantee gives you plenty of time to check items for quality, color, and size. If for any reason you wish to return or exchange an item, just contact our CafePress.com Customer Service department and you're done! For details, and action if you need it, go to our Witty Self Expression at CafePress page and click on the Satisfaction Guaranteed, Customer Service, or Return or Exchanges link at the bottom of the page.

Privacy Policy

CafePress.com collects enough information to bill you and ship your product to you. They give us information to check up on them and see which items are selling. We don't pass that information on to anyone. For more details go to our CafePress Privacy Information page.

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We offer 14 types of UU apparel for men designed for comfort and durability.

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We offer 17 varieties of women's apparel (or 31, counting the men's) plus five for Jrs.—all designed for your comfort.

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We offer more than just mugs.

More designs are under development.
Come back to see more sayings and quotes on gifts and T-shirts.