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From school, to carrying your laptop, to a hip alternative diaper bag, our versatile, spacious messenger bag is practically all you need to get you through every stage of your life – and look hip doing it.

  • One front adjustable clasp closure.
  • Main compartment has inside slip pocket.
  • Front panel has zipper compartment.
  • Adjustable 2" shoulder strap.
  • 600 Denier Polyester
  • Size: 14 1/2" x 12" x 5"
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The Rapture Messenger Bag
$19.99

The Rapture, the mythical instant when the saved will be lifted up to heaven, out of their cars and even their clothes, would be a charming belief in some isolated village.

Spiritual Messenger Bag
$21.99

"spiritual adj: of no worldly value" Express irritation at the crowds who babble away about "spirituality."


Bible Biotech Messenger Bag
$21.99

Here's a little ironic sarcasm.

Teach Evolution Messenger Bag
$21.99

Here's a scripture that forbids teaching evolution. "Thou shalt not allow thy children to learn the ways of evolution in any schools of thine, nor shalt thou allow thy children to labor in a house of biotech, for rewarding careers are an abomination." So there!


Awe Inspiring Messenger Bag
$21.99

"Which is more awe-inspiring: 6000 years, or 13,700,000,000?" Point out that Biblical literalism shrinks the human spirit.

ID since 9500BC Messenger Bag
$21.99

"Intelligent Designers Since 9500 BC" We are the first intelligent designers of species on this planet, and that only since the beginning of agriculture.