wittyselfexpression.com logo

Gallery of Witty Saying and Quotes About Living

Printed On T-Shirts, Gifts, Bumper Stickers, ...


Shopping cart
Sayings and (Mis-) Quotes About Life

In Love With Nature, The Universe,...

Irked At Religious Kooks

Witty Self-Expression Home Page

We offer a large variety of witty T-shirts and other apparel, gifts and items for the home—with humorous sayings and quotes about living. We handle the design and promotion. CafePress.com handles the printing, shipping, billing, and any returns. Browse through these links to a picture of a product you like, click on it, and add it to your shopping cart.

Tshirt design: Humorous metaphor for Life.
Shop for

Life Is a Manuscript

"Life is a manuscript is search of a good editor." A life story, like a resume, is always more impressive if you leave some things out.

Apparel design. Socrates quote. Examining life vs. living. (Or maybe, pro choice.)
Shop for

Unlived Life

"The unlived life is not worth examining." Socrates had it backwards.


Cynical apparel design. Life is utterly hopeless, but have a nice day.
Shop for

Have a Nice Day Anyway

"Childhood is blunder; adulthood, struggle; and old age, regret. Have a nice day." Please forgive our optimism.

T-shirt design re: Life saying cynically reformed.
Shop for

Life Lemon

"When Life hands you sugar, make lemonade." Where do these people get the idea that you already have the sugar?

T shirt design. Anti-social conservatives.
Shop for

Prompters

"Some are actors, some are audience, and some are prompters clutching last year's script." Express irritation at society's prompters.


Humorous Tshirt design: Life. Success. Focus. Motivational?
Shop for

Focus

You know if this one is right for you.

Apparel design: Definition of genius satirized.
Shop for

A Genius Sees Connections

It all depends on whether the insights work...

T shirt caption re: money and happiness.

Prevent Happiness

"Money doesn't prevent happiness. (What you do to get it might.)" Actually, money has a pretty low marginal utility, happiness-wise.


Tshirt design. Either anti  Iraq War, or a comment on life's futility.
Shop for

Victory Is Just Around The Corner

This could be considered a sarcastic comment on American war policy, but there are periods in everybody's life when this is all too telling.

Bumper sticker design: Humorous metaphor for Life.
Shop for

Life Is a Manuscript

"Life is a manuscript is search of a good editor." A life story, like a resume, is always more impressive if you leave some things out.

Bumper sticker caption re: money and happiness.
Shop for

Prevent Happiness

"Money doesn't prevent happiness. (What you do to get it might.)"


Bumper sticker design re: Life saying cynically reformed.
Shop for

Life Lemon

"When Life hands you sugar, make lemonade." Where do these people get the idea that you already have the sugar?

Bumper sticker  design. Socrates quote. Examining life vs. living. (Or maybe, pro choice.)
Shop for

Unlived Life

"The unlived life is not worth examining." Socrates had it backwards.

Bumper sticker  design. Pro openness to uncertainty.
Shop for

Some Questions

"Some questions are too important to dismiss with answers." Some people offer the answer to all life's questions. No thank you.


 Apparel and gift design: Freud mis-quote. A clam as a sexual   innuendo.
Shop for

Freud Clam

"As Freud said, 'Sometimes a clam is just a clam.'" Even if they don't know the Freud/cigar story, the name Freud should make them see the clam in a certain light.

Apparel  design: Humorous metaphor: Life is a play. I'm available.
Shop for

Farce

"Some lives are tragedies. Some lives are comedies. I'm auditioning for a bedroom farce." And we're looking for the other lead.


Women's apparel design. Irritation at being objectified.
Shop for

Two Objects

"Don't treat me like an object. Don't treat me like two objects." Express your irritation at male fixations.

Humorous T-shirt slogan: Man seeking woman. Sexual innuendo.
Shop for

Yin For My Yang

"I'm looking for a woman with a yin for my yang" I'd like a spiritual relationship.

One Night or One Lifetime
Shop for

One Night or One Lifetime

"I wish I'd had the sense to wear this when I was dating."


Apparel and gift design re: Biblical literalism and the age of the universe.
Shop for

Awe Inspiring

"Which is more awe-inspiring: 6000 years, or 13,700,000,000?" Point out that Biblical literalism shrinks the human spirit.

Anti Intelligent Design apparel and gift design. Image of farm produce.

Intelligent Designers since 9500BC

"Intelligent Designers Since 9500 BC" We are the first intelligent designers of species on this planet, and that only since the beginning of agriculture.


Humorous T shirt design re:beer, drinking, and sobriety.
Shop for

All Your Beer

"Drink all your beer. There are children sober in Africa." Mother had some useful advice.

T-shirt caption:  anti drinking.
Shop for

Cup/Quip/Jive

Drunks think they're being clever.


YOU MAY ALSO BE INTERESTED IN OUR
PRO EVOLUTION/ANTI RELIGIOUS KOOK GALLERY


Thank you for visiting our gallery of witty saying and quotes about living printed on T-shirts, gifts, bumper stickers, ....
More are in preparation. Come back and see them.